For an example, I'm at Cinespace in Hollywood,CA taking pictures (cause that's what I do, I'm a photographer.). I rounded up these 3 girls that looked like they were having a good time. "Hey sexy divas.. Group up and smile for the camera.." and one of them had the nerve to tell me not to take pics unless I get them a drink.. "WTF!!!".. hahaha I looked at their right hand and they all had an X marked on it. (If your under 21 the doorman marks a BIG X on your right hand to let the bartender know your underage.).. Assuming that they was already drunk somehow I quickly snapped back at them "BUY YOU A DRINK?? You ain't even 21.. How bout you buy me a drink?".. and then they yelled "THEN DON'T TAKE PICTURES OF US YOU CHEAP ASS!!".. So you know they will never kiss a man with beer on his breath - it has to be champagne. So they left off looking for a man with a green thumb - green from peeling off hundred-dollar bills.. (Not going to find that person in an 18 and over club.)
Later on that night as I'm roaming the club taking pictures this one girl got my attention. The way she was dancing on this girl was just not normal but somewhat interesting...
And then it started to get more interesting and all of a sudden a circle of people started to crowd around her.. It seems like she was preparing to do a grand finale move.. Oh no.. waitt.. Dont tell me... Please dont tell me she is about to do the splits.. YEP.. sure did..
SHE DID IT..

All the guys in the club were cheering and throwing up signs that had a big 10 on them. It sounded like the kickoff at the superbowl and then I thought to myself when was the last time ive seen someone do the splits in a club? lol.. I think back when Clinton was in office... It gets more WEIRD.. As im leaving to the next room to take more pics, these 2 girls tap me and out of NOWHERE they say the most random thing to me... They said "If the sun was hot would this be hotter?"..and they just started kissing..

I KNOW AND YOU KNOW THAT THEY EITHER WAS DRUNK OR THEY WANTED ME TO TAKE A PIC.. lol.. (or maybe both!!)..... In the end i'm thankful that I don't drink as much as I use to and that I have my baby to come home too.. ;0).
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