Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Time is running out on receiving 10 FREE tickets to COACHELLA. April 10th is the deadline. HURRY!

The time is getting closer for us to randomly pick 5 winners to receive a pair of FREE tickets to COACHELLA  April 16th-18th. The drawing starts onApril 10th 11:59PM. Winners will also be receiving a FREE Cluboholics Shot glass. Getting these tickets is really easy. Just follow the 2 SIMPLE steps and your on your way:

1. Go to Cluboholics.com and sign up for the newsletter by clicking  "CREATE ACCOUNT" and you will automatically be entered to win any event tickets or prizes we are giving away in the future. If your already registered then go to STEP 2. (VERY IMPORTANT: Dont forget to add a profile picture to be qualified!)

2. Click the "contacts" link above and then click "Event Coordinator"
and on the COMMENTS write your full name (FIRST AND LAST) and write that you want FREE Tickets. (remember to mention COACHELLA TICKETS). Cross your fingers and Good luck..5 People will randomly be picked April 10th and given 2 tickets each  .. THATS IT!! -- it's that easy!

Winners will be contacted and your Tickets will be waiting at the venue's will call the night of the event or mailed to you if Address is provided when you registered your new account.

Make sure to follow the 2 steps so you get entered!

The giveaways will end April 10th at midnight.












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Monday, February 22, 2010

Models and GoGos WANTED for photoshoot in Los Angeles, CA

Yep Yep.. You read it right. I'm looking for models and gogos to do some photoshoots in the near future. I finally have my own photo studio after soooooo long..

There are a few clothing lines and other gigs lined up that i'd be taking pictures for, so I will need a couple of models. If you're interested in modeling or Gogo dancing, but have no experience, that's not a problem. Please contact me by email at Dgeorgestone@gmail.com

Hope to hear from you soon.


(THIS VIDEO ISNT FROM ME.. I JUST HAD TO POST THIS UP CAUSE ITS SO HILLARIOUS.. ONCE AGAIN, THIS VIDEO ISNT FROM ME. I POSTED IT UP BE FOR A LAUGH .. TANKS. lol)



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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Disguised Weapons - E-mails from an a-hole. HAHAHA

This guy just replys back to online ads with hilarious emails to piss people off. Check out this one... This guys wants disguise able weapons to buy, and the emails back are pretty great. This whole thing is freakin hilarious.

Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter


From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:



Looks like a normal spoon, right?



Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:



At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.



Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.



This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.

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Friday, February 19, 2010

Promoters.. Be kind to your Guest..Your Guest really do matter.

Today I was having  a talk with myself like a crazy man about the importance of paying attention to your guest. Throughout our conversation we both came up with good points and discussed them into detail. This really got me thinking. .(Im kidding about the talking to myself part. Don't go off starting rumors. lol)


. One thing I notice from a lot of promoters is they do not realize the importance of guest, and some of them never will. It is a damn shame if you really do think about it. . . why would you ignore your guest? If you do not pay attention to your guest and you blow them off like you once did to your little siblings when they tried asking you something, that needs to stop. Before you read this post take a second and think about the words that I’m going to share with you. . . PROMOTERS If you do not pay attention to your guest and you blow them off like you once did to your little siblings when they tried asking you something, do you really think your going to build a community?

Before you read this post take a second and think about the words that I’m about to tell you. Your guest are the one who looks up to you, your guest are the ones that tell other people about you, your guest are the ones who compliments you, your guests are the ones that makes you look good and your guests are the ones who help you make a living promoting. EVERYONE LOVES A GOOD PROMOTER THEY CAN COUNT ON.


Why you should show attention to your guest

Your guests are the ones that looks up to you

There are hundreds of promoters in Hollywood and other party cities and each day hundreds are added. Every-time someone calls or emails or text you in regards of being on the guestlist, that should be a celebration. When a guest takes the time to contact you for guestlist that means they like the information you have to offer, and if they continue to contact you that means they love the deal you’re offering.

They are your community

How do you build a community in your club? Guests. And without guests. . . you will have no community. Your guests are the ones who will form and build a love for your club, it shall feel as every time they are going to your club it’s a big welcome back to the family.

How to show your guest you care

Get them a shot.. SIIIKKKKEEE

Well you don't have to get them a shot but you know they will comeback to you next time. lol.. Its always a good idea to be at the club making sure your guest gets in with no problems because alot of clubs (especially Hollywood) tend to give your guest a hard time and by you being there shows that you care. The next day or so check up on them and see if they had a good time and thank them for coming.

Stop with the annoying club texting EVERYDAY
Texting your guest EVERYDAY about being on the guestlist isn't going to work (unless you warn them and know that you'll be doing so.). As a matter of fact they will start ignoring your text and may even lose it and tell you to EFF OFF!!! (I got that twice and had my tires sliced.. lol).. 

Never think your better than your guest

No matter if you are a high-profile promoter targeting newbie guests, never once think you are better than your guest. The moment you think you are better than your guest is the moment all hell will break lose for your club. Everyone has different skill sets, and some are better than others. However, that doesn’t give you the right to think you are better than anyone else. Remember the time when you were just a fish in the sea?

Group Discussion

What’s your thoughts on this? Do promoters or guests matter to you? Or for all my fellow readers out there, do you believe it’s important for a guest to notice you if you take the time to call and be on the guestlist. There are many ways to show guests that you care and of course I don’t know them all, but maybe you know some good tips? Go ahead and share!
Comment and discuss

Thursday, February 18, 2010

10 pairs of FREE tickets to Black Eyed Peas Event at Midnight 2NITE

The time is finally here..Over a month and a half of pure "WAIT"  and now its time. Tonight at 12am SHARP we will be randomly picking out 5 winners to receive a pair of FREE tickets to the Black Eyed Peas concert on March 26,2010 at the Staples Center with LMFAO as their opener. 
Its still not too late to win these tickets.  Its pretty simple to get these. All you have to do is:

1. Go to Cluboholics.com and sign up for the newsletter by clicking (CREATE ACCOUNT) and you will automatically be entered to win any event tickets we are giving away in the future. IF YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT THEN SKIP TO THE 2nd STEP. (IMPORTANT: Dont forget to add your profile picture to be qualified!)

2. Click the "contacts" link above and then click "Event Coordinator" and on the COMMENTS write your full name (FIRST AND LAST) and say you're a friend of Devin Georgestone along with you want free tickets to the event (remember to say which event.. lol) -- it's that easy!

Winners will be contacted and your tickets will be waiting at the venue's will call the night of the event or mailed to you.
(Add your address and contact number to your account if you want it mailed to you)

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The giveaways will end Feb 18th at midnight.

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Dont drink someone elses Drink.. It might be PUKE!!

Your drunk in the club and you walk by an empty table with bottles and shot glasses filled with liquor and you see a pretty hot drunk girl that you want to impress.. What do you do? You hold her by the hand and impress her by asking if she wants a shot from "YOUR" table. (Of course it isn't YOUR table but no one is around.. EEFF it.. Do it quick.)



She says sure and you both take a shot of some pink stuff and as your swallowing it you feel chunks and by the time you finish you start to think to yourself what shots have chunks in it... BUT ITS TOO LATE BUDDY.. There's NO SHOTS WITH CHUNKS IN IT.. You drank PUKE... and the drunk girl you had the shot with is saying "YUMMMMMYYYYY YUMMMMY GOING DOWN!!" Your night is ruined.. You've been OWNED!!! You try to puke it out in the bathroom and you cant. You have someone elses puke in your stomach. This all happened to me. I got sober instantly. I wasn't even buzzed anymore. I was just straight up DISGUSTED.. That happened to me 2 years ago.NEVER AGAIN AM I DOING THAT ISH..


The moral of this story is if you want to take a drink that's not yours... DON'T BE DRUNK WHEN YOU DO IT.. lol....
If you like what you read and KNOW someone that is like this (ESPECIALLY SOME OF THE GIRLS I KNOW THAT HAS A BAD HABIT IN DOING THAT!) please repost this on twitter, myspace or facebook and prevent this from happening to others. Comment and let others know your opinion on this.  lol

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Drunk people in18 and over clubs are so... whats the word?? RANDOM

Not a big fan of the 18 and over club scene simply because of the fact that majority of the crowd is just too immature, young, dumb and lame to me.
For an example, I'm at Cinespace in Hollywood,CA taking pictures (cause that's what I do, I'm a photographer.).  I rounded up these 3 girls that looked like they were having a good time. "Hey sexy divas.. Group up and smile for the camera.." and one of them had the nerve to tell me not to take pics unless I get them a drink.. "WTF!!!".. hahaha  I looked at their right hand and they all had an X marked on it. (If your under 21 the doorman marks a BIG X on your right hand to let the bartender know your underage.).. Assuming that they was already drunk somehow I quickly snapped back at them "BUY YOU A DRINK?? You ain't even 21.. How bout you buy me a drink?".. and then they yelled "THEN DON'T TAKE PICTURES OF US YOU CHEAP ASS!!".. So you know they will never kiss a man with beer on his breath - it has to be champagne. So they left off looking for a man with a green thumb - green from peeling off hundred-dollar bills.. (Not going to find that person in an 18 and over club.)

Later on that night as I'm roaming the club taking pictures this one girl got my attention. The way she was dancing on this girl was just not normal but somewhat interesting...

 

And then it started to get more interesting and all of a sudden a circle of people started to crowd around her.. It seems like she was preparing to do a grand finale move.. Oh no.. waitt.. Dont tell me... Please dont tell me she is about to do the splits.. YEP.. sure did..


SHE DID IT.. 



All the guys in the club were cheering and throwing up signs that had a big 10 on them. It sounded like the kickoff at the superbowl and then I thought to myself when was the last time ive seen someone do the splits in a club? lol.. I think back when Clinton was in office...  It gets more WEIRD.. As im leaving to the next room to take more pics, these 2 girls tap me and out of NOWHERE they say the most random thing to me... They said "If the sun was hot would this be hotter?"..and they just started kissing.. 



I KNOW AND YOU KNOW THAT THEY EITHER WAS DRUNK OR THEY WANTED ME TO TAKE A PIC.. lol.. (or maybe both!!)..... In the end i'm thankful that I don't drink as much as I use to and that I have my baby to come home too..  ;0).
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Please leave a comment and share your thoughts on this.. I want to see what you think.. 

 

Friday, February 12, 2010

How to get rid of a hangover......THE RIGHT WAY.....

So your in a night club rockin the shot glasses of tequila and jack daniels (grosss) and then you down a glass of Jack Sparrows (Even more gross) and then you make a drunk stupid comment to the girl next to you saying "BABY, the whole world revolves around you." and she says "Well, you should'nt have taken that last drink." and before you know it you are waking up from your coma in your room wondering how you got home. AND THEN YOU FEEL IT... That HANGOVER.. How do you get rid of it? Well heres a couple of ways to get rid of it...

* SHUT UP AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!
* Search on youtube and listen to "BANGS - Take you to the Movie" and have it on REPEAT till the hangover is done.
* Fly a kite
* Eat lots of Pupusas.. (What a perverted word by the way.Am I the only one that thinks that?)
* Drink lots of Milk. Especially If your lactose that way others can suffer too.

And if none of these work The BEST BEST BESSST WAY to get rid of a hangover is to either drink a whole 17OZ bottle of water before you go to sleep -OR- take 2 pills of chasers. Chasers actually works. I decided to try some one time because I honestly didnt think it would work and I was just curious. When you try it you can actually feel thae hangover but your not hungover.. HARD TO EEFIN EXPLAIN.. lol.  If you've tried some before then you know what I'm talking about so leave a comment and feedback on your experience.  I found a link to it  so you can check them out yourself.




 
 
In the Process im reading this online book on Hangovers which is pretty intersting. Anyways Please click the RETWEET BUTTON above and spread the hangover love and dont forget to subscribe by entering your email address above . ;0)

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen...I introduce you to the nastiest drink at the bar.. JACK SPARROW

Margaritas??? (TO GIRLY).. Vodka and Cranberry?? (TO SIMPLE).. RUM & COKE??..(BORED OF IT).. JACK SPARROW...(F@#K NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)...


Why F#4K NO? Because its the nastiest drink ive ever tasted and drank in my life. Your car can run on this ish. "JACK SPARROW" Created by Anthony Markus (The king of drinking!!)is the sickest drink ever BUT it will efff you up quick. 1 glass of it and you'll be screaming that you got drugged. You'll be waking up from a coma in the hospital having no idea how you got there.. Heres whats in it:


BACARDI 151
JACK DANIEL
CAPTAIN MORGAN
COKE


NASTY RIGHT??? Wrrrooonnnnggg.. Not to Anthony Markus it aint. Its his favorite drink in the world and is willing to call you a sissy if your not down with the Sparrow. He is the only guy I know that can outdrink anyone. So if you lift weights thats 300 pounds more over you and have a hairy chest and think your Chuck Norris trying to be American bad ass in the clubs, step up to the Jack Sparrow and lets see what you got.. Guarantee you cant out drink and take my boy Anthony Markus on.


Twitter Anthony Markus on twitter @AnthonyMarkus


This blog is dedicated to ANTHONY MARKUS and if you are reading this im training to get my drinking title back this Summer. lol

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Dead Cultoure Promo party hosted by Hollywood Undead

 

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  



 

  

  

 


Heres some cool pics that I took at the Dead Cultoure event hosted by Hollywood Undead on Feb 4th at Cinespace in Hollywood,CA.. That night was pretty cool I should say. You can check out more of these pics in the photogallery at CLUBOHOLICS.COM

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Ghetto and Upscale Clubs

Being involved as a club promoter in the Hollywood Scene for over 11 years makes you CRAZY and INSANE at times..Especially if some of the clubs arent fair and you gotta be the bad guy sometimes trying to take care of your guest.. Theres a war out there in the club world when it comes to guest and theres two sides.. Theres the Ghetto Clubs and theres the Upscale clubs and some people dont know the difference between them... Heres a list of things "HOLLYWOOD" considers a club being "GHETTO". If the club is mostly:

 where everyone is one race (well, in most cases), more than 3 girls thats obese (Still got love for my obese female friends), Always fights, no dress code, guys are wearing plain colored t-shirts with a baseball cap, half the people in the club is talking slang and doing a bunch of dance moves that you see in rap videos, everyone is under 21, most of the guys are leaning against the wall with no girl or drink in hand and the main one is if you smell WEED IN THE CLUB. lol..

                                                                        (GHETTO)


Now heres a list of things HOLLYWOOD considers a club "UPSCALE":
The crowd is a mixed crowd, Most of the girls are nice, thin and HOT, the crowd is dressed upscale and trendy, Guys wearing button up shirts with a sport coat and nice dress shoes on with a top hat to match (THATS ME),  BOOOOBIES, when the guestlist is actually hard to get on, all the tables in the club has bottle service from celebrities, and if  SEINFELD is there. lol 
                                                           
                                                                       (UPSCALE)


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Monday, February 8, 2010

10 FREE tickets to COACHELLA april 16th - 18th

10 pairs of Tickets to COACHELLA April 16th, 17th & 18th in INDIO,CA
Very Simple to Get These:

1. Go to Cluboholics.com and sign up for the newsletter by clicking  "CREATE ACCOUNT" and you will automatically be entered to win any event tickets or prizes we are giving away in the future. If your already registered then go to STEP 2. (IMPORTANT: Dont forget to add a profile picture to be qualified!)

2. Click the "contacts" link above and then click "Event Coordinator"
and on the COMMENTS write your full name (FIRST AND LAST) and write that you want FREE Tickets. (remember to mention COACHELLA TICKETS). Cross your fingers and Good luck..5 People will randomly be picked March 3rd and givin 2 tickets each  .. THATS IT!! -- it's that easy!

Winners will be contacted and your Tickets will be waiting at the venue's will call the night of the event or mailed to you if Address is provided when you registered your new account.

Make sure to follow the 2 steps so you get entered!

The giveaways will end March 3rd at midnight.

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Devin Georgestone